Name Game - A Poem

You said who do you think you are

Who am I?

I am Claire

You know the one, the ginger with a God complex?

She can't dance but man does she try

She doesn't know who she is

No really, ask her you'll see

Because she'll just look at you and say

Who am I?

Sam I am, I am Sam's.

His son, not the chef

I don't cook but my neighbor's dog is the sweetest

Her name is Sheila

Now say that like you're Steve Erwin

But you aren't, of course

Steve, that is.

Unless you are? Are you?

Who do you think you are?

I am Veronica

Claire, after a beer, but I don't know her

She makes questionable choices

She asks so many damn questions

No, I do not know who won the most Jeopardy games

Do you?

(His name was Ken, short for Kenneth, long for Kenny)

I'll take talking to literally anyone else at this party for 200, Alex.

Trebeck, not The Great.

Is there really a difference?

What do you think, because really I'm unconvinced.

No, I'm Claire

I'm sorry; I don't think I caught your name.